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And with the news, they went out for dinner, imagining what might have been, and the bill came, and he said, I guess my jeans were too slim.

He bites into the pork chop and she says, I’m thinking about becoming vegetarian, and he chews his meat and says, Our marriage was your idea

She brings him a plate of fried rice and he says, I asked for soup. She laughs and says, No you didn’t. And he doesn’t know what to believe.