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Her laughter fills the room and she says, You’re funny, and he slinks off to the bar and orders a beer and says, I was trying to be charming.

She stood by the jukebox and I stumbled over to her and she said, Got a quarter? and I passed out, and when I came to I was out of quarters.

It looked rickety but we got in the boat. And it took on water. So we had to swim. I told her I’d saved her life. She didn’t see it that way.

He stopped sprinting around the track when he noticed her dress. I’m fast, he told her. That doesn’t turn me on, she said, only half joking.