Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 5578

I spoke to her and wished I hadn’t. I kicked a rock and felt bad about it. I called my dad. I’m a mess, I told him. Join the club, he sighed.

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T 5571

The walk is long and by its end he realizes the limits of his age. I feel like moping, he tells a kid. That’s dumb, she says. He can’t argue.

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T 5569

He orders a hot dog and promptly gets mustard on his tie. This is what life feels like, he tells the hot dog guy. And then it begins to rain.

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T 5565

I was cutting an onion. My wife said, Why so sad? and then she laughed and so did I. Except I was sad. But I knew she didn’t want to hear it.

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T 5561

The book lands with a thud on the counter and he says, This thing is way too big, and she says, Must everything be simple? and he says, Yes.

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T 5558

He put on a helmet and got on his bicycle and went to the park and got hit by a baseball and at the hospital he said, I don’t enjoy my life.

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T 5555

They bought a house. He said, Now I can walk around naked. She imagined wedded bliss. But he was a messy guy. And she grew to hate the house.

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T 5553

Hours later, she says, What happens if I say yes? but he no longer remembers the question, there’s a game on, so she opens a bottle of wine.

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T 5551

He had walked for days, a survivor, and then like some mirage he saw a bar, and he said, I need a beer, and the bartender said, Who doesn’t?

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T 5549

The sun is glorious today. They step outside, and he complains. You always complain, she sighs. He looks at her. And he complains some more.

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