Tagged: Guys (1,814)

T 6139

He’s about to bite into his burger. He’s interrupted by a tall blonde. She says, I love your avatar. And he becomes nostalgic. Wistful even.

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T 6138

A men’s store. A smart red jacket. A minor disagreement. Escalation. Degeneration. Entropy. Violence. Blood. Interest. Tickets. Television.

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T 6131

She wakes him with a hand heading south and he wakes and moans, and she takes that as yes but he’s badly hungover and he can’t feel a thing.

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T 6126

I went to the bar and checked in and I received a text from my wife that said, I thought you had a headache, and then I threw away my phone.

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T 6122

He kisses her and thinks of his mother and the moment is ruined. She says, what’s your problem? Emus, he says. And she touches her long neck.

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T 6113

I peeked over at the guy in the urinal to my left, and felt better than I’d felt in a long time. Until I looked over at the guy on my right.

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T 6102

And then she reached for her cigarettes and he said, That was great, and she lit a smoke and he cleared his throat and she said, I heard you.

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T 6100

I’m sleeping with a midget, I told my friend. It’s not weird because she’s middle aged, I added. We finished our beers. And our day was done.

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T 6097

We were drunk on Saint Emilion and comparing notes on the best places for foie gras, and we stopped laughing and realized everyone had left.

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T 6094

And she said, Why are you crying? and he moved away, and then she put her hands on him and he moved closer, and she said, You’re such a man.

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