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I sat and watched the poetry of the bar unfold before me. I ordered another beer. I was thinking of poetry, I said. The bartender cut me off.

I pick up the book and open it and she sits next to me and she says, I loved that book, and then I put the book down, its work done for now.

The boys sat around decrying the state of their manhood. One of them said, I spent over 10 minutes getting dressed. And that produced tears.

She takes her socks off and he says, Someone needs a pedi, and she punches him and says, You’re one to talk, and he says, But men are visual.

His clothing barely fit him. He seemed to be having some trouble breathing. I’m addicted to love, he yelled. The pharmacist called security.

I got hungry and opened my fridge and found only beer. I called my girlfriend. I’m hungry, I told her. You repulse me, she said and hung up.