Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 637

It was the laughter of children that shamed him most. And being caught without pants. And peeing into the laundry hamper after a rough night

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Twister 673

And if it continues to rain he will take a big hammer to the tv. Because he’s out of beer. And he’s bored. Because won’t go out in the rain.

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Twister 724

They were lost in the woods. The trees formed a barrier to their freedom. They sat down, tired, hungry. We might as well have sex, he said.

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Twister 766

His doctor told him gobs of bad news, delivered in a way as to make the overall effect all the more devastating. It helped that she was sexy

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Twister 812

They set up a blind date and he said he would be the one with the scruffy beard and glasses. She spent the rest of her life looking for him.

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Twister 844

She yelled a little. Not out of pleasure. Then she yelled again. And he stopped. I told you the freakin’ mustache was a bad idea, she said

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Twister 906

They read the paper in bed, the smell of love about the room. She reaches over and touches his ass. I’m reading the sports section, he says.

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Twister 957

Bob sits there trying to expel the day’s troubles. The difficulties of his life. The grind. What comes out of his ass sounds like an airgun.

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Twister 1009

So this is what my life has come to, he thinks. He stares at the granola in front of him with revulsion. And a nostalgia for sausagier days.

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Twister 1105

The doctor was an old man and hard of hearing. Unfortunately, his nurse was in the waiting room. And the doctor was examing my stool sample

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