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Twister 1194

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The sand is hot. Jones runs as fast as he can to get into the water. And when he does the water is freezing. That’s so like life, he thinks.

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Twister 1236

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

You don’t love me enough, he says. She edges closer to him and gently strokes his hair. Oh honey, she says. Now you’re crowding me, he says.

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Twister 1294

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He walks in thinking he can have every small-town waitress in the place. Which might have been true if they didn’t find waxed chests so icky

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Twister 1354

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The boredom was so profound it illuminated the room and the kids felt burnt by it. This is a new low, Frank said. I’ve been lower, Jack said

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Twister 1391

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was an old hipster, still trying to decipher the lyrics to This Charming Man, and defending sincerity. No one took him seriously anymore.

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Twister 1427

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His fortune cookie was empty. And this haunted his evening. I have no future, he said over and over. And then he got hit by a big shiny car.

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Twister 1468

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He says, Don’t touch the speakers and she laughs and he says, Don’t touch the speakers and she says, You’re serious and he leaves the house.

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Twister 1523

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He never watched the news. So he was surprised to see a tiger in his backyard. And a helicopter overhead. Now he wished he was wearing pants

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Twister 1575

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Alan walks his dog every morning past the divorcee’s house. He doesn’t know why he does it. She has to be at least 70. But she’s a young 70.

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Twister 1636

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jim didn’t understand the difference between alone and lonely and because of this he drank some more bourbon before hitting the dance floor.

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