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Twister 2525

He had turned into a psychopath at work. At home his family life tumbled toward something unredeemable. I think I’m broken, he told his wife

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Twister 2581

She wondered about him and his fear of public hand holding. You will never love, she told him one day. My mother once said that, he replied.

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Twister 2655

His friends thought her perfect. But he remained silent about his reasons for leaving. He would never tell them she tasted like a vegetarian

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Twister 2722

And the big men were laughing and drinking and then one of them said, Ever notice how some boobs look like turtles? and the laughter stopped

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Twister 2805

He wakes up alone again, and decides to truly pursue love. He says I love you to everyone he meets. He’s not choosy. But he goes home alone.

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Twister 2940

She was too thin but she smelled nice and he just wanted to maybe touch her hand, but he had lost faith in himself so he didn’t do anything.

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Twister 3027

He walks up to her and says, I think you love me. She looks at him and says, I don’t know you. He scratches his head. I’m so naive, he says.

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Twister 3135

He would ask the Chinese dental hygienist about her favorite dim sum but he doesn’t want to be insensitive while her hands are in his mouth.

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Twister 3289

He washes his underwear before every flight. Even the ones he’s not taking. Especially the ones he’s not taking. In case he doesn’t make it.

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Twister 3392

He went out with the boss and ordered the rabbit. In the morning his son kicked him in the balls. And he knew the rabbit had been a mistake.

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