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Twister 1464

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The office is empty. The hum of the lights is gone, replaced by the silence of nothingness, of a once full void. Until he yells like Tarzan.

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Twister 1512

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Al drinks his beer and stumbles out and pisses on the shoes of a bemused cop. I’m going to have some fun, the cop says. I just did, Al says.

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Twister 1570

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They thought he died but he only fell asleep in his soup during lunch. He’d complained about being tired lately. Having a mistress was hard.

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Twister 1626

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After he burned his hand on a hot cast iron pan he evaluated things and put aloe on his burn and drank a beer. He went to bed. Fuck, he said

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Twister 1697

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He yells, I’m everything I don’t want to be! And he hears someone say, Welcome to the club, asshole! And then he gets a massive TV contract.

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Twister 1741

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There is no love here, just lots of food on the table and the sounds of aggressive chewing. After this meal I’m going to eat more, Dad says.

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Twister 1808

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They heard the crash of the front door, and understood their end was near. The wildlife poured in. I lied about the underwear, he told her.

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Twister 1864

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They check-in to the bed and breakfast and start unpacking and he studies the purple wallpaper and says to his wife, You’re emasculating me.

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Twister 1923

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

After dinner he offers to do the dishes and she says, That’s so cute and instead she leads him to the couch. My mother can do them, she says

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Twister 2002

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Something’s not right, she says entering the room. And he thinks of the world’s ills: poverty, war, golf, trans fats. I farted, he admitted.

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