Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 907

They will not ask for directions. Because they are men. And so their planned wild weekend becomes two days of contemplation at the monestary

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Twister 959

He filtered her words, editing them so that he heard only what he needed to hear. Transforming her rant into: I’m useless without your dick.

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Twister 1012

The morning veered off like a Scott Norwood field goal. I burnt my toast. The dog puked. And I cut myself shaving. Now it hurts when I piss.

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Twister 1108

He watched the baby ooze out of her. Along with other stuff. Months later, he can’t forget the sight. What’s your excuse this time? she asks

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Twister 1178

The stinky cheese reminded Jim of his ex. Which made him gag. Though he couldn’t really tell his girlfriend why. The dilemma ruined his day.

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Twister 1212

He knew the law. And because he knew it, he knew what he’d done was wrong. But officer, he pleaded, I simply couldn’t hold it in any longer.

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Twister 1277

She loved him so much he had to leave, to pursue life himself, alone and miserable. She never loved again. He stabbed many inflatable dolls.

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Twister 1333

After the drinks had worked their way into his system,he started laughing and dancing and flirting relentlessly. Until the cameras came out.

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Twister 1373

The party was civilized, with chablis and shrimp cocktail, the buzz of adult conversation around the pool. Poor Mr. Lee showed up in a toga.

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Twister 1413

The people here are too stupid, he thinks. So he leaves the party and goes to his bar and orders a drink. I learned nothing today, he sighs.

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