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T 6349

The bar smells like loss. He seeks out someone to make him feel alive. He thinks he’s found her. She says, I gave up. And he keeps searching.

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T 6342

The detective studies the scene. He squints hard. How bad ass do I look now? he asks himself. He takes a sip of his coffee. But it’s too hot.

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T 6341

He was trying to sell me this car. Using all of his tricks. She’s a beaut, he said. I kicked the tires. Like an idiot. And the car crumbled.

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T 6338

She set out for her jog. I’ll make the frittata! he yelled, just as his friend walked by, and he felt shrinkage, and not for the first time.

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T 6337

The dishes fell out of his hands and to the floor and shattered. I don’t suck at everything! he said. She agreed with him. And said nothing.

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T 6336

Dawn broke. He opened the door with resignation. He smelled like the end of a marriage. Where were you? she asked. Take a sniff, he replied.

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T 6335

We had to give the dog away. We weren’t happy but that cur was evil. My wife said, Screw the bitch. That’s when I said an unfortunate thing.

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T 6334

She touched me and I said, I don’t like to be touched. She touched me again and I said, What did I say? She left me alone. I sighed. Loudly.

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T 6333

My friend brought over some bourbon. We finished it and I said, We don’t appreciate anything. My friend agreed. And we opened another bottle.

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T 6329

She curls around him and squeals and says, That was almost religious, and he gets up and lights a smoke and feigns offense and says, Almost?

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