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Twister 563

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He talked big. Always did. So he “invaded” the deli and “destroyed” the hot pastrami. But he grew up to be meek. And so inherited the earth.

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Twister 606

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The door needed new hinges so he went to the hardware store and wandered the aisles buying tools he didn’t need. To fix things. Fix his life

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Twister 644

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was stuck in the stall without toilet paper and was too proud to ask for help. So he broke into a very sarcastic rendition of Ode to Joy.

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Twister 688

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The kid came in crying about a lost dog. Dad sprung into action. Signs were posted. The media called. Wait, Dad said. When did we get a dog?

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Twister 736

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was boys weekend and the guys went out and smoked and drank and slam danced. Two ended up in the hospital. One got his longed for divorce

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Twister 774

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Frank climbed the mountain and the old man on top said, Life is an illusion. And Frank punched the old man in the face and watched him bleed

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Twister 823

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

His friends came over to celebrate his accomplishment. They fried frozen things and made strong drinks. All because he’d finally gotten laid

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Twister 857

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jake couldn’t look at the chair without remembering what they had done on it. And now that she was gone, he sat on the chair doing it alone.

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Twister 916

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He knew he could be more effective if he cried so he buried his face in his hands and pulled some nose hairs. He was soon on the golf course

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Twister 969

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sat behind a table upon which sat 17 different drinks. His friend asked him why. This is the day I’m going to regret everything, he said.

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