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He walked away from the car accident and only cried when he realized his cellphone was a write off. My priorities are all wrong, he thought.

She can tell something’s wrong. It’s his birthday; he should be happy. What is it? she asks. The older I get the less I like jazz, he admits

Jones goes from the dentist to the candy store. He loads up on candy, the hard kind. And bubble gum. You should see my new dentist, he says.

Jim wore the pinky ring on a lark but then found himself kidnapped by some guy with foul cologne who kept offering him crappy meatball subs.