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The shoes made his feet look big but that’s what he wanted. He went out, tried his luck. And stumbled about like a drunk in his giant shoes.

And the car came straight at them, pulled in by their gravity, and in the moment before it hit, he thought of all the porn on his computer.

There was a moment when she thought he might find her attractive but the moment passed and because it had passed he smiled at her and farted

He made his way up to the rooftop to check on the noise and saw two teenagers scamper away in a panic. It’s ok! he yelled. I’m not that old!

He might have exited the funeral unnoticed had he not farted so obviously. Outside, he lights up a cigarette. It’s like I’m dead, he thinks.

He can’t admit the realities of his age, his descent into consumer irrelevence. He looks silly in his clothes, hanging at the mall. Chillin.