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He knew the law. And because he knew it, he knew what he’d done was wrong. But officer, he pleaded, I simply couldn’t hold it in any longer.

After the drinks had worked their way into his system,he started laughing and dancing and flirting relentlessly. Until the cameras came out.

The people here are too stupid, he thinks. So he leaves the party and goes to his bar and orders a drink. I learned nothing today, he sighs.

The dude was, like, man, where are all my dudes and I was, man look, yonder dude, the dudes are across the street and the dude was like woah

When the hill spoke he got how stoned he was and a mild panic set in and he tasted macaroons but they weren’t lemon and that bummed him out.