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Twister 1151

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The airport lounge is silent save for the sound of the clipping of toenails. He wants to complain but there is no one. So he picks his nose.

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Twister 1204

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They decided not to argue on this day. And they succeeded until he asked her if she was going to get a pedicure. Then he wished he was dead.

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Twister 1259

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home so drunk he couldn’t stand. His wife had had enough of his drinking and called him a drunk. Wrong, he said. I’m just an asshole

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Twister 1322

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She called him a pygmy, even though he wasn’t short and a day later the full force of that insult hit him. Hard. And he moved very far away.

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Twister 1366

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The Duke suddenly ran out during cocktails. The Dutchess ran after him in a dignified fashion. I simply can not stop farting, the Duke said.

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Twister 1402

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The misunderstanding is unfortunate with dire consequences. Though in hindsight his transgressions are understandable. But she said “lymph.”

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Twister 1442

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The cab driver says, Hear my story. I ignore him. I just want to make out with my date. Don’t be so rude, she tells me. As I dream of murder

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Twister 1484

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I wouldn’t lick her face if you paid me. I don’t need the money. Unless you’re offering a lot. Or maybe some food. What does she taste like?

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Twister 1544

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sees her from across the street and is immediately in love. And when he crosses the street to meet his destiny, he is flattened by a car.

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Twister 1601

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Frank giddily shows off the new fridge to his friends. It tells me when I’m out of milk, he squeaks. You’re freaking me out dude, Jon says.

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