Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 137

He had fun faking existentialism in French class. Je ne sais quoi, whatever, he said. The teacher said, Touché. Though he meant to say jerk

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Twister 164

He thought bringing the trampoline inside was a good idea.. His sister lived in LA. He hated her. He was pretty sure he had a concussion.

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Twister 195

He walked over the course of a night and a day. He suffered pain and pathos. There was a fire on the horizon and he was going to put it out.

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Twister 360

It wasn’t love because he didn’t feel it in his stomach. He figured true love was like craving a steak. This feeling was more like a burger.

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Twister 109

That was my favorite belt, he says. You don’t see yellow snakeskin anymore. She rolls her eyes. I sympathize, she says. And then she laughs.

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Twister 285

He is happiest when angry. Normally my anger completes me, he tells the policeman. And sometimes I end up having to talk to the likes of you

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Twister 209

If he had listened to his mother, he would never have grown up to be an accountant. He would have been a good-for-nothing. Or in the ballet.

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Twister 344

He was famous enough to get free suits at a suburban mens’ store. His wife left him for the owner of a pizzeria chain. He mows his own lawn.

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Twister 378

He plays Guitar Hero till his fingers bleed. And then some. If he were still 14 he might have been labeled a genius. He loves Rice Crispies.

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Twister 336

Jim slapped on the ribs and closed the smoker. It’s too hot, Al said. What’s the wood, Zak said. Not like that, Phil said. Go home, Jim said

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