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The two old men drank their beers, comparing ankle injuries. As the night wore on, the injuries got bigger – ending with tales of amputation

He had promised her he wouldn’t swear. He regretted it now. The cab driver was ripping them off badly. Because LA was nowhere near San Diego

He had some trust issues but that was more a function of his excessive paranoia. Or so he thought. Until he realized he was merely insecure.

He wakes up and pees and eats his cereal. He turns on the TV, flips the channels, turns it off. He picks his nose. I’m a lucky guy, he says.

He wants to be popular but he’s the kind who will eat all the cookies at your kid’s party and not tell you so that’s so not going to happen.

So this guy? He’s, like, plucking nose hairs just sitting there. So I’m, like, video this, and then, this nose guy gets the movie deal? WTF?

I like women in hardhats, Raj says. I like them with big bottoms, Jim says. Yellow hardhats, not the orange ones, Raj adds. I’m not Buddhist