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Twister 348

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was sun and it cast its light on the mess. A yard of empty bottles and upturned chairs and bikini tops. From inside, the smell of eggs

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Twister 380

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The guy at the next stall lets rip a loud, protracted fart as if I’m not even standing here. He must know my wife. Not too intimitely I hope

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Twister 6

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The table was covered with stale candies and bread. Out of the TV, the white noise of MTV. She hadn’t been gone that long. But long enough.

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Twister 483

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The doctor said, that’s not a basketball score, that’s your blood pressure. What does that have to do with my prema, um, my problem, I asked

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Twister 515

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ran sprints in high school and then he got a dead end job and let himself go. My life has gone pear shaped in more ways than one, he said

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Twister 549

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I splurged on the toilet seat. My wife called me frivolous. Now I sit when I pee. I read books in there. So I’m also drinking more. Because.

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Twister 589

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ran from his seat to the toilet and puked up the first inning gorging of hot dogs. He heard the crowd’s roar and hoped it wasn’t for him.

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Twister 629

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He only felt free, and truly adult, when he decided to blame his parents for everything. This new strategy didn’t impress the judge, however

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Twister 668

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a Tupperware fetish. He proudly wore a t-shirt that said “I have a Tupperware fetish”. He also had four goldfish. And not much else.

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Twister 716

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He horked a loogie and a gust of wind took it and deposited it on the little girl’s face. Her father was a wrestler. And the troubles began.

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