Tagged: Guys (1,814)

Twister 3069

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The fever came upon him, and she tried to offer comfort but he refused her help. Then he started screaming. I feed off stress, he explained.

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Twister 3176

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Then the birds went nuts and chirped incessantly and he said, Excuse Me! but he yelled it really and they went even more nuts and so did he.

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Twister 3337

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sees her in the pharmacy. She’s shopping for things he doesn’t want to know about. Feminine things. He walks to her and says, Talk dirty.

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Twister 3427

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They walked through a clearing and then were confronted by a sea of flowers, a field of living poetry and she sighed and he said, I’m horny.

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Twister 3479

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Within a day he’d found out that she was into yoga, wore organic cotton and didn’t like hockey. He couldn’t tell his dad anything about her.

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Twister 3545

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He recalls his dad once telling him: Always listen to her, especially when she says try harder. But he can only load the dishwasher so fast.

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Twister 406

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spoke 7 languages but he couldn’t say “i love you.” Not because he wasn’t feeling it but because it didn’t come with the promise of beer.

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Twister 42

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was in the corner and he felt his armpits getting moist. The tiger kept growling. Some souvenir, he thought. Next time, I get a goldfish.

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Twister 63

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Jones misses the chair and falls flat on his ass. His boss watches this and rolls his eyes. I could sure use some barbecue, the boss thinks

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Twister 386

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He came home with a big tub of ice cream and she said this is romantic, and he said huh, and she said you don’t know, and he said know what?

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