I have a big mouth, I warn her. But she doesn’t care. Not now. And we kiss. It’s not so big, she says. And that is the worst backlash of all.
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T 6422
At school, my teachers complained I didn’t try hard enough. I come by it honestly. Yes, it makes a huge difference. Don’t try and change me.
T 6421
The oak was of a majestic height. It dominated the field and made everything look tiny in comparison. Well, that’s what I told her at least.
T 6419
The mechanic says something about my crank shaft and he keeps talking but I’m dead inside anyway, and I told my wife she was right about me.
T 6414
She complained about the heat and removed her sweater. A tall waiter came by to take our order. But I’m still looking at her breasts, I said.
T 6413
He did his Elvis impression. He was naked and he shook his hips and she laughed. Thank you very much, he said. Then she called him Fat Elvis.
T 6410
And then we ran out of love. The last few years had been about the slow realization of the power of gravity. I really missed her lemon tart.
T 6409
He thinks about her, about the raw taste of her love, how she comes with the possibility of regret, and he drowns his omelette in hot sauce.
T 6408
He annoys her; conversations with him remain open ended, ethereal, without closure. She tells him how she feels. So there’s that, he replies.
T 6406
The fountain decorates the square like the most perfect punctuation. How much do you love me? she asks. She knows my shirt is dry clean only.
