We watched our dogs, their sniffing of intimates, the simplicity of their lives, and later I went home and took a long shower. Just in case.
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T 6439
Adriana wants to meet me. Her emails clutter my inbox, entreaties promising everlasting bliss. Adriana doesn’t know I don’t want to be happy.
T 6437
She bores him and he grows restless and loses his meek social skills. Until he defeats her will and she leaves. Don’t I get a hug? he yells.
T 6434
The men sit out on the patio debating the merits of wine fridges and the women overhear them and dream of a life that’s a bit more exciting.
T 6431
We went to the store. I was worried about getting lost. Or worse, of achieving greatness. I just want a hot dog, I wailed. Lost in plumbing.
T 6430
He sighs loudly and complains about his mother’s lasagne and his wife realizes something profound about him and says, You’re mom’s a goomba.
T 6428
She’d already made the accusation; there was no hiding from it. Still, she bought me a drink. I’m not old enough to be your father, I sighed.
T 6427
Dessert arrived and I put a piece in her mouth and she moaned. Then she said, This is what love tastes like. And I took that as a compliment.
T 6426
Then the smarmy sommelier brought us the wine. Just holding the bottle made me nervous. Can’t we just look at it? I asked. My date hated me.
T 6424
The chair was comfortable. Don’t get too comfortable, she said as she made her way to the bedroom. I thought sexy thoughts. And fell asleep.
