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Twister 545

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Joe dreamt of a farm where the horses were pretty, the sheep tasted like cookies and he could bed lots of blonds. Joe’d never been to a farm

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Twister 581

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Al watched the ice in his drink melt and then the silly scotch aficionado was about to say something insufferable and so Al punched him hard

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Twister 625

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He stubbed his toe and let loose with invective and then noticed his son. And there’s a lot more where that came from, he told the youngster

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Twister 666

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He’s a super nice guy. He says super a lot. He smiles his white toothed smile and holds doors open for all. His colleagues want to kill him.

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Twister 706

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He lost his job and didn’t tell anyone. He played the lottery and won a minor jackpot. But he blew it at craps. I’m so bad at this, he said.

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Twister 750

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It was a day of drinking and euphemisms. Laughter. Arguments. Farting. When he said, Load the dishwasher, there wasn’t a dry eye in the room

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Twister 801

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They went to the beach. His body embarrassed him and he wouldn’t leave the hotel. But she continued to order fried chicken from room service

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Twister 832

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was hungover and couldn’t stop yelling. Don’t take it out on them, she said softly. The kids need to know how much I resent them, he said

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Twister 889

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Dan believed in love like lions believe in sauteed mushrooms. This didn’t stop him from dressing well. Or decorating his house with flowers.

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Twister 940

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was surrounded by unshaven anoerexic guys in v-neck sweaters. When she challenged them to armwrestle they scattered, leaves in the wind.

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