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He ate the filet of haddock in abject silence. And you’ll have salmon for lunch tomorrow, she said. You’re raping the oceans, he complained.

The woman in the commercial had an enormous mouth. It rendered the guys dumb. They couldn’t even eat the bacon pizza. Which was saying a lot

She orders onion rings. The waiter returns with fries. She protests. Speaks of patriarchy. But the waiter was just worried about her breath.

They went for dim sum and she couldn’t concentrate on the food. Don’t say it, she kept thinking. And then he said, You win some, you dim sum