Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 3452

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They finished an extravagant meal and started giggling. He called the waiter an asshole. Then they ran out without paying. And went for tea.

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Twister 3565

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He devours the pie with a passion he hasn’t felt in ages. The waitress asks if he wants anything else. I used to be famous once, he explains

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Twister 297

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There’s a fine line between murder and Anson Williams, he says. Is that a donut or a won ton? she asks. What’s in this damned drink? he says

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Twister 24

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ate the world’s largest pizza and then retired to an island in the Aegean. He married the local mayor’s daughter. His mother was so proud

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Twister 146

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They farted and laughed and farted some more. The room smelled like cheese and salami and this also made them laugh. Until the boss came in.

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Twister 360

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It wasn’t love because he didn’t feel it in his stomach. He figured true love was like craving a steak. This feeling was more like a burger.

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Twister 321

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They craved fresh bread. But the bakers’ union went on strike. And they were joined by the hog butchers. Can life get any worse? they asked.

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Twister 387

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They skipped breakfast and the Japanese guest was appalled. He sat with mouth agape as they rushed out the door. You are barbarians, he said

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Twister 464

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The road ended at a thicket of trees. We aren’t lost, he said. He walked into the bush and found a tribe of lost children. And lots of Oreos

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Twister 504

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She found him amusing, even when he played with his food. You’re like the soldier of happiness, she said one night. He left her the next day

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