Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 568

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was caught picking his nose in the executive boardroom. His wife bought salmon pie for dinner. This is the worst day of my life, he said.

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Twister 640

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He bought a motorcycle when he noticed the bald patch. He worked out and wore tight swim trunks. He choked on a peanut and forgot everything

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Twister 735

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They ate breakfast in silence, still unsure, afraid even. He could barely look at her. Next time, you do some of the work, she said finally.

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Twister 828

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Shane built the largest house on the block. He invited everyone over for burgers and beer. And then charged them exorbitantly for the honor.

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Twister 924

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It looked like blood but it was only strawberry jam. She knew her son enjoyed lying on the floor, death-like. He was just dramatic that way

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Twister 1022

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The meat on the table gave off a smell of something sinful. Nothing this good could be good for you. It’s not, she said. Now shut up and eat

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Twister 1111

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They snacked on kimchee and rice then went out and shot the squirrels in the back yard. The Lee brothers were making themselves undateable.

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Twister 1189

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She takes the mayonnaise and smears it on the counter. He’s seen this before and he smiles. What are you saying? he asks. You wish, she says

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Twister 1264

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

When Tom Jones morphed into Grace Jones, Al decided the party was over. He was thinking pizza. But in his fridge there’s nothing but cheese.

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Twister 1348

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Deep in his heart, Jeffrey knew how wrong he was. And he knew that his mother was waiting for something. You burnt the meatloaf, he told her

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