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The gluttony was fantastic and had there been a vomitorium, the cameras would have come out. But they were not famous enough to be ridiculed

He was appalled by the fat male contestants at the wet t-shirt contest. Then someone put ketchup on his hot dog. So he walked into the ocean

It was when he hallucinated an albino tiger coming down the stairway that he realized perhaps the milk in the fridge had gone terribly bad.

Recalling yesterday’s wedding he tries not to dwell on the gas or the bad chicken or the little deposit he had to make under the head table.

They spotted the whale and in their excitement the boat lurched quite a bit and this upset the plumbing. Asparagus was a bad idea, Jim noted

He says, I really want to go in there and get a pizza but I can’t, not in this suit. And she reaches into his mouth and rips his tongue out.