Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 823

His friends came over to celebrate his accomplishment. They fried frozen things and made strong drinks. All because he’d finally gotten laid

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Twister 920

There was seduction in the air with the pasta carbonara. She had him at the mention of bacon. He had her when he ate his meal without a fork

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Twister 1020

Jo was a self-help guru promising weight loss. He was sued by a fat unhappy man named Phil. Only salami makes me happy, Phil told the judge.

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Twister 1106

It was a strong Hungarian salami and no amount of mints helped. He lost his job. His wife left him. He had no choice but to move to Hungary.

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Twister 1182

They stood outside the bistro, trying to decipher the evening. I’ve only heard good things, he said. But it was mostly about the waitresses.

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Twister 1258

He thought he knew love but after a few years with her, he began to doubt himself. So he bought her chicken wings. That’s not love, she said

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Twister 1337

I like mayonnaise, Jim says. I almost don’t care, Liz says. And this goes on while they disrobe, the nerves before hopping into the hot tub.

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Twister 1427

His fortune cookie was empty. And this haunted his evening. I have no future, he said over and over. And then he got hit by a big shiny car.

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Twister 1485

This is the day he decided to walk away and forget the world. His family didn’t understand. That figures, he said. You who eat all my cereal

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Twister 1582

They lean into the frigid wind and march on, stubborn, determined. Their exhaustion is fiercely noble. And shows a hunger for free Twinkies.

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