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He can hardly run to the bus stop. He knows he’s out of shape. He wants to live a long life. But mostly he wants extra onions on his burger.

A beetle ran across the table just as the waiter served the dumplings. He put the plate down on it. I saw that, Jim said. Saw what? he asked

He gave a lousy interview on TV and now there were reporters on his front lawn. Let’s serve them hot dogs, he told his wife. The poison ones

The foodie refuses to date vegetarians. Yes, he married a woman who likes to bring out handcuffs when he suggests Thai. But she’s not joking

He grilled two t-bones and poured a robust Barolo. There’s nothing like a good butcher, he said. Later, she lay sleepless in bed. Terrified.

The chocolate maker showers her with his sweet magic, relentlessly, but with kindness. And then she dies. Because of her lactose intolerance