Tagged: Food (993)

I told the cop, I thought it was biscotti, and the cop was, no way fuck, yes he swore, but I’m in jail, because she had an allergic reaction

He threw his napkin down and lamented that one can never look tough throwing a napkin. What now? she asked. I’m not hungry, he said angrily.

The sun sets and he sighs and says, I lived another day. And she realizes that he will never satisfy her. And that she wants some chocolate.

They ate everything on their plates because the food was so good and made them feel so alive. She burped. He giggled and said, I want to die

She was a big girl from Maine and she cooked a mean meat pie but her complete lack of a sense of humor resulted in his eventual misfortune.

There was blood. Lots of it. A well-connected victim. And a stick of all-beef salami. The detective studied the scene. I’m famished, he said

Her eyes lit up for the first time when she told him she was leaving town. He ordered the burgers. She downed the tequila. Yup, she sighed.