Tagged: Food (993)

They thought they had lost the bad guys in the sea of wheat, so they went to the restaurant and ordered waffles. And then they were whacked.

She loved her food and when she screamed, It’s like there’s a honeymoon in my mouth! at the French restaurant he hid under the table, crying

And they gorged themselves on the gravy, finally, because they heard the monster approaching and they didn’t want to share anything with it.

Their chess match devolved into side bets for fried potato products. And once the farting began they understood the depths of their loserdom

And because he loved her he bought her a rare and expensive cheese and because she didn’t know her cheese from Spam she was deeply insulted.

They ran. They ran over each other, panicked, running toward the horizon. Quickly. Away from him. It was a giant burrito! he yelled in vain.