Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 487

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was chewing gum on the sole of his shoe and soon the feeling of it made him psychotic. He threw his tuna sandwich at a kid on the bus.

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Twister 589

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ran from his seat to the toilet and puked up the first inning gorging of hot dogs. He heard the crowd’s roar and hoped it wasn’t for him.

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Twister 649

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

A smart man asks me: Where is my sandwich? Do I know you? I ask quickly. The smart man says: You didn’t answer my question. Touché, I reply.

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Twister 739

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The carnage of the breakfast table is belied by the silence of a sated couple who have locked their kids in the basement a few hours longer.

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Twister 842

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The wind took the toupé and deposited it on her lunch. She screamed. He came running over, ashamed. She berated him and hit him with a stick

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Twister 936

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They were a typical family with their suppressed resentments. Fights were resolved with pizza. Until one day when junior ordered the calzone

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Twister 1027

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was discomfort in the room. Not from the severity of the sangria or the heat of the samosas. Sheila blamed mom’s bean dip. And her dad

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Twister 1121

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She is loath to embarrass him. But she has an itch and she needs to scratch it. Do you know how many calories are in that thing? she screams

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Twister 1205

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had a thing for opera singers, but the thin kind not the ladies shaped like linebackers. He was also lonely. And ate way too much garlic.

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Twister 1271

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He lost his job because of a ham sandwich with mustard. And the ugly stain it created on Mr. Lee’s pants. And what Mrs. Lee thought it was.

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