Tagged: Food (993)

Twister 204

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Just watching Taco Bell ads gives me diarrhea, he says. She gets up off the couch and runs out of the room. I just don’t know you! she says.

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Twister 265

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They eat asparagus knowing it will curtail the scope of their sexual activities later on. I’m so bored, she says. I’m not finished, he says.

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Twister 98

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Staycations suck, he says. Not now, she says. If I have to eat your penne one more time, he says. You only have yourself to blame, she says.

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Twister 180

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

What bird do hot dogs come from? The kid asks. I can’t remember if sea bass is a good fish, the mother says. Who’s playing tonight? Asks dad

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Twister 325

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She found the kid playing with hot dogs and bagels. What are they teaching, she says. Put down the hot dog, she says. I like gravy, he says.

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Twister 523

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

She was a suburban lady with downtown pretensions. She drove a small car and drank pinot grigio. But her love of cannoli got the best of her

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Twister 619

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He crawls out of bed and heads for the shower. I’ve got to stop drinking after tacos, he thinks. My hips hurt, he thinks. And then he falls.

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Twister 709

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He sensed her anger and asked her what he’d done. Don’t you ever put black bean sauce in Thai food and act as if nothing’s wrong! she hissed

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Twister 791

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They met in the produce section and by the diary aisle they were very much in love. When he got home however he noticed his meat had spoiled

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Twister 904

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The old mayor was caught picking his nose just as the mustard came oozing out of his triple cheeseburger. He won re-election by a landslide.

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