Tagged: Food (993)

T 4813

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

I ate something bad. It had to be considering what happened. I’m like a dog; I’ll put anything in my mouth. I think it’s why I’m so popular.

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t 4795

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

I made her cry today, a new low for me, my descent almost complete. Maybe I’ll take her out for pizza tonight. Since she hates pizza so much.

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T 4789

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

The world had gone dry and water was fetishized. We were forced to drink our own urine. Except during asparagus season. That would be gross.

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T 4783

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

His mother embarrassed him. No matter what she did. One time, while his friends were over, she asked him if he wanted pickles. Unbelievable!

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T 4780

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

If you have to say it. Who are you calling fat? Is that cake? Don’t talk to me. Can I come in? Carrots are overrated. It went in all the way.

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T 4775

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

The penny rolls down off the table and comes to rest by the dog. He eats it. A penny saved, she sighs. Tastes like chicken, the dog replies.

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T 4770

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

She steps out of the kitchen, ashen faced. Don’t eat the fish! she screams. But he’s been thinking of losing a few pounds. And takes a bite.

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T 4760

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

He ate the apple and every bite stuck between his teeth. He took out the pushpins and used them as floss. Until his boss entered the office.

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T 4751

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

She watches as he devours the peach. Juice drips down his chin. She squirms. See it’s not that difficult, she says. And then she gets angry.

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T 4748

By Arjun Basu | Published: September 10, 2011

They retreat to the salon and he sits and says, I’m hungry, and she laughs, and he says, Really, and she says, Get your clothes on and leave.

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