Tagged: Food (993)

T 4994

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 20, 2011

Divorce proceedings were started, all because he’d said, My fingers smell like cheese, in front of her parents. But that camembert was ripe.

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T 4989

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 20, 2011

The dog lapped up the coffee and became insufferable. You stupid cur, he said to his pet. It went out and got him a donut and they were cool.

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T 4869

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

The astronaut came out of his slumber and found that years had passed. He looked up and saw a new world. And suffered a craving for a burger.

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T 4858

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

At dinner dad orders the veal and little Ann Marie starts crying and mom says, Now dear, but the child hates her dad at least until tomorrow

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T 4852

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

He takes her hand and says, Remember that salumi in Firenze, and she laughs and says, Stop, and he realizes he’s talking about someone else.

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T 4839

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

And then the big man said, I will eat my food and yours too, and I asked him why and he said, Shut up, and so he ate everything and exploded.

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T 4833

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

On Saturday morning the family comes together for the first time all week and they eat pancakes and talk about their recent bowel movements.

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T 4820

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

His burger smells so good some fat thugs steal it. But he beats them up and gets his burger back. Because that burger gives him superpowers.

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T 4818

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

The pain started and he lay down. I think I may die soon, he told his son. I knew you couldn’t handle this hot sauce, his son said, unmoved.

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T 4817

By Arjun Basu | Published: October 2, 2011

She comes home and finds her new boyfriend sitting by the fridge eating slices of mortadella and she sighs, and he says, It’s fancy bologna!

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