Tagged: Food (993)

T 5554

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

And then he was found and instead of asking about his family he asked for bacon and some kid said, We’ve banned bacon, but it was a bad joke.

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T 5545

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

We were happy once, long ago, before we started believing in the monsters, even though they never came. We heard they tasted like ice cream.

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T 5544

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He ordered dessert. She hesitated but she loved him. She ordered some pie and she saw he was pleased, and she said, I would get fat for you.

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T 5542

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

Finally, he brought her home. His mother made her meatloaf. She’s replacing you, he told her. Meanwhile, his father opened a silky Burgundy.

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T 5541

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

And with the news, they went out for dinner, imagining what might have been, and the bill came, and he said, I guess my jeans were too slim.

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T 5534

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He opens the fridge and says, There’s nothing to eat, and everyone reacts with panic, and grandpa says, Back in my day, and the day is done.

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T 5531

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

She barges in to his apartment, takes an onion out of her purse and slams it onto the counter. Cut it! she cries. So he knows how she feels.

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T 5526

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He bites into the pork chop and she says, I’m thinking about becoming vegetarian, and he chews his meat and says, Our marriage was your idea

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T 5524

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

Then the laughter died down and he said, I want to eat a club sandwich in a club, and the laughter started up again and everyone felt smart.

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T 5523

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

She made red Jello and she was quite proud of this and he said, Are you for real? and she took that as a sign and so she removed her blouse.

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