Tagged: Food (993)

T 5604

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

I smell goat cheese, she said, knowing he hated cheese. I smell it on you, she cried. She sniffed his face. And then she knew. And she left.

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T 5601

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He says, Dude’s so epic death won’t diminish him. She says, I want to have his child. And then the man-child finished the steak. And burped.

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T 5593

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He bites into the sandwich and she says, I felt like kissing you but I’m allergic to peanuts, and then he takes another bite of his sandwich.

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T 5587

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He’d spent the day baking, and when she came home she said, The place smells sexy, and that merely reminded him of some unpleasant evenings.

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T 5584

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He puts his fork down and says, Who cooked this? and his wife says, My mom, and her mom is sitting in front of him. The marriage wasn’t long.

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T 5579

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

I opened the front door, and the pizza delivery boy was a sexy delivery girl and I said, Where’s the camera? and she said, I get that a lot.

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T 5574

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

A noise was coming from the kitchen. It was a feral sound and he found her devouring a cake with her hands. It’s like eating love, she said.

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T 5570

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He woke and she was gone and two days later he called and said, I like you, and she said, But you eat too much gluten, and that shut him up.

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T 5569

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

He orders a hot dog and promptly gets mustard on his tie. This is what life feels like, he tells the hot dog guy. And then it begins to rain.

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T 5565

By Arjun Basu | Published: May 8, 2012

I was cutting an onion. My wife said, Why so sad? and then she laughed and so did I. Except I was sad. But I knew she didn’t want to hear it.

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