Tagged: Food (993)

T 5916

He throws the magazine across the room. She picks it up and gives him a look. What is it now? she asks. Burnt toast is not a color, he says.

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T 5908

She wakes and finds him packing a bag. What’s this? she asks. And he turns his back on her and sighs and says, You used to smell like bacon.

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Explaining the Noodle

I changed my Twitter homepage set up. Because I could. I’m not crazy about the design, and frankly, I’m never on the Twitter website itself because YOU DON’T NEED TO BE but I changed the image because I wanted to express myself, I guess, without getting too Madonna about it. (Not that there’s anything wrong […]

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T 5902

And then he said, I’m not going to buy anything ever again, and the world stopped turning and she said, Just for that you don’t get cupcakes.

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T 5865

She watches him take photos of his meal. It’ll get cold, she complains, but he doesn’t hear, because this fish is good looking. Sexy almost.

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T 5864

He’s a moron in love with sausage jokes and he’s sitting behind me at this diner. I’ve imagined his death a million ways. A million and one.

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T 5854

We wanted closure so we ate an entire pie and she said, That’s that, and I agreed, and then she kissed me and we never saw each other again.

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T 5853

The crying ended after some days; the true mourning could finally begin now. Someone said, I burnt the strudel. And the crying started anew.

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T 5841

The waitress smiled a smile that swallowed me whole. Everybody loves our pies, she beamed. I felt lost. A missing person. I ordered the pie.

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T 5835

We invited the new neighbors over and danced around the things they didn’t eat, and they left and we said, See you again, but not sincerely.

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