Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 414

He wanted to drive like a stunt man but he didn’t have the guts. That’s always been the problem, his dad said. Don’t get me started, he said

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Twister 488

They assembled in the basement and awaited the word. Snot was wiped, pokes administered. And then, she spoke. And she said, no more cookies.

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Twister 568

He was caught picking his nose in the executive boardroom. His wife bought salmon pie for dinner. This is the worst day of my life, he said.

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Twister 639

He was a farmer so didn’t mind when he stepped into the cow patty. That’s disgusting, his cousin said. Only if you taste it, the farmer said

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Twister 723

She took her son to a music store. What is this place? the son asked. This is how we used to buy things, she said. I’m afraid, the son said.

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Twister 784

The physicists convention was interrupted by the Nobel Prize winner’s son dressed up as Godzilla. And so the relationship combusted big time

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Twister 886

He smelled fish and that was odd since he was miles from fish. He looked at his son. Is it you? he asked. It’s always me, dad, the kid said.

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Twister 973

Though he’d slept 10 hours, he couldn’t stay awake. And the kid was bouncing around like a puppy. I love you, he told his son. But not today

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Twister 1098

It was parent teacher night and he was listening to his kid’s teacher but not really. I’m thinking something inappropriate, he said out loud

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Twister 1266

On the rocky beach, he winces when his wife says “crabs,” a reminder of the gift he brought home the last time he “went away on business.”

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