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Jones came home bleeding from his nose and he sat on the couch and whimpered. She was reading the paper. Should I care this time? she asked.

He comes home from work and the kids are upon him. He gathers them together and says, Daddy made some big mistakes. And then he opens a beer

The children were scarred by what they saw at the farm. Four became vegetarians. Two threw up. But little Gary squeezed his teacher’s boobs.

His dad took him to the fair but didn’t buy him any cotton candy or even let him play ring toss, and he thought the place should be renamed.

I think you’re totally insane, he tells the kid. Just because I won’t give you my ice cream? she asks. He pats her on the head and says, Yes