Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 3502

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The bourbon goes down rough but his baby continues to cry and his wife isn’t home and then he starts crying too because the bourbon is cheap

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Twister 3623

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

Almost every day, he’d ask the kids, Do you think I’m stupid? and then one cold evening his wife took him aside and told him the awful news.

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Twister 21

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The cows ate the steak I had left on the dining room table. My kid thought it funny. I had to go to work. You’re disgusting, I told the cows

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Twister 24

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He ate the world’s largest pizza and then retired to an island in the Aegean. He married the local mayor’s daughter. His mother was so proud

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Twister 191

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He spilled rum all over his white pants as he broke into a crazed rumba. The stain looks like that thing on Gorbachev’s head, his wife said.

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Twister 108

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He downs his beer with authority. I’m going home, he says. My family loves me. He wobbles out and hails a cab. I need a burger fast, he says

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Twister 346

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

All I wanted was a ten speed, he says. Must it be linguine? she says. I’m into The Sound of Music, he says. You look so old lately, she says

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Twister 449

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He had an affair with their babysitter’s mother. It was passionate and awkward, especially when the mother volunteered to do the job herself

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Twister 516

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I’m up a creek, I say. Stop it, my sister says. My butcher’s angry, I say. It’s not the first time, she says. This time he caught me, I say.

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Twister 607

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He opened the door and announced, my nipples are so cold they could cut glass. And then he saw his future inlaws in the kitchen drinking tea

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