Tagged: Family (813)

Twister 65

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He couldn’t find the sausages. He suspected the kids but he wasn’t sure. Your kids are vegetarians, his wife said. The headache came on fast

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 371

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He wore hipster t-shirts. He snuck into the backyard swimming pools of the wealthy. His mother disliked his friends. And he so disliked hers

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 232

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I don’t want to be an adult anymore, he says. My dad likes guns, the kid says. We’re having liver, his mother says. Don’t sing, her kid says

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 210

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I want to like cats more, he says. But I’m too needy and cats are too indifferent. He takes a bite of his pie. You’re like my dad, she says.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged , | Comments closed

Twister 186

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The date was going well until he said, I don’t believe in sex for pleasure. She spit her rum and coke. And I hate babies, he said. And latex

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged , | Comments closed

Twister 494

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

So what? I didn’t appreciate the gesture. Indonesian or not. You’re customs don’t matter to me. Yes, I’m a dick. I’m looking for my brother.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 549

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

I splurged on the toilet seat. My wife called me frivolous. Now I sit when I pee. I read books in there. So I’m also drinking more. Because.

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged , | Comments closed

Twister 632

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The baby was crying again and neither of them wanted to get up. I got him last time, he mumbled. And she reached down and pinched a testicle

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 713

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He was a fast runner but only if he ate salmon. And it had to be grilled. With lemon and tarragon. But fish don’t have legs, his mother said

Posted in Twisters | Also tagged | Comments closed

Twister 771

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

He thought that if he took the kid fishing, and had The Talk then, it would be easier. But the kid got obsessed with the worms. In a bad way

Posted in Twisters | Tagged | Comments closed