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He stumbles out of bed and limps to the fridge. He drinks milk from the carton and burps loudly. He’s married now. So he reaches for a glass

I don’t want to be your father anymore, he says. That’s so mean, the kid says. Yes well who used my toothbrush? he says, wagging his finger.

He says, Frak, I’m, like, out, bitches! His sister says, Why do you talk like that? His mother says, Eat your waffles His father says, Dude.

Despite his deep love for them, he was nothing to his kids until they saw him on TV being led away in handcuffs. Then they thought him great