The autopsy performed, the doctor appeared before the family. It was a Twinkie, he told the assembled. And perhaps too much Hamburger Helper
Tagged: Family (813)
Twister 452
The roadtrip was too long. I can’t drive with you anymore, she said. Stop feeding me saurkraut, he said. You don’t love my mother, she said.
Twister 520
Getting really drunk and dancing to Franz Ferdinand didn’t endear him to his future in-laws. He’s hoping they still buy him expensive things
Twister 610
She came home and said, I’m pregnant. He said, who’s the father? The answer surprised him. Because they hadn’t been active. Or active enough
Twister 684
There was a commotion. He ran over only to discover some kids watching his daughter pummelling his son. He felt a mixture of pride and shame
Twister 749
He had no illusions but he thought the new minivan kind of sexy. His wife disagreed. Vehemently. I don’t want you to stop loving me, he said
Twister 827
They were a family of walkers. They walked everywhere. But one by one, they were run over by cars. The baby ended up being raised by wolves.
Twister 927
He gets into a cab and the cabbie says, No credit cards, and he gets out and a bird craps on his head and he calls his wife and he says Help
Twister 1027
There was discomfort in the room. Not from the severity of the sangria or the heat of the samosas. Sheila blamed mom’s bean dip. And her dad
Twister 1164
He wears the lime green golf shirt proudly, his belly tugging at the fabric. His children call him dad. But his wife has stopped calling him
