Philips introduces his kid to her. Is this the lady you’ve talked about? Auntie Mom? the kid asks. The father beams. Yes, he says hopefully.
Tagged: Family (813)
Twister 1384
I’m walking around in my boxers and my mother asks, Did your penis get bigger? and my sisters giggle and my dad’s in the corner playing Lego
Twister 1452
She says let me fill your cup and he thinks he’s in for a night to remember but when she offers the chamomile tea, he divorces her mentally.
Twister 1569
He greeted his daughter with enthusiasm. He asked her everything about school, about her teacher, her friends. But mostly about her teacher.
Twister 1700
The doctor falls in the mud and his wife says, Take my hand. But he examines the arc of his life, and he says, I’ve never felt more at home.
Twister 1807
They shivered collectively at the news. The televisions went dark then and a boy said, That’s it. There was radio, but no one cared anymore.
Twister 2000
The father stands and says, Pretend you’re cows, and the kids take him at his word and start mooing. And he says, No one’s as smart as I am.
Twister 2074
Everyone thought I was gay when I was younger. Maybe I was just beautiful or happy or something. Maybe I should blame everything on my kids.
Twister 2212
He’d eaten breakfast too early. At his eleven o’clock he became irritable with hunger. And so he texted his son and said simply, I blame you
Twister 2314
He lies under the sheets, naked, expectant. She comes home from work later than usual, and sees his excitement. You get the couch, she says.
