Tagged: Family (813)

T 3735

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

I thought I loved her. But you should see how she dresses the baby. I mean, my kid looks like a douchebag. So, like, going the condom route.

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T 3725

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

They watched the kids eating. The mess they made. Remember when we didn’t have kids? he said. No, she said. He didn’t sleep well that night.

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Twister 3712

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

The wind came up. She held on to her skirt. He said, Hold my hand. She said, Very funny. He patted her ass. And their kids were grossed out.

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Twister 3710

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

And then they sat to watch television except no one really watched. This is like sitting around a fireplace, the kid said. And he was right.

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Twisters 3707

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He trudges the family to the photo studio at the department store. The photographer asks them everyone to smile. But that isn’t their style.

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Twisters 3703

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He calls her therapist The Laxative because he feels shat on every time she goes. She says, Ew. He thinks she needs more work on her issues.

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Twister 323

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They fondled each other and took photos. The room was rank and he spilled something on the carpet. My mother’s going to kill you, she said.

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Twister 77

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It wasn’t the dress that had him falling in love. And it wasn’t the way she laughed. It was the bits of wedding cake that covered her shoes.

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Twister 172

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They bought her a pony and thought that would be enough. What’s it going to eat? she asked. There’s pizza in the fridge, dad said. And sushi

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Twister 247

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

It’s a zoo in here, Jill tells her son. I feel like an elephant, he says. My trunk hurts. Jill gets a drink, trying to decode the euphemism.

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