Tagged: Family (813)

T 3735

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

I thought I loved her. But you should see how she dresses the baby. I mean, my kid looks like a douchebag. So, like, going the condom route.

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T 3725

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

They watched the kids eating. The mess they made. Remember when we didn’t have kids? he said. No, she said. He didn’t sleep well that night.

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Twister 3712

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

The wind came up. She held on to her skirt. He said, Hold my hand. She said, Very funny. He patted her ass. And their kids were grossed out.

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Twister 3710

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

And then they sat to watch television except no one really watched. This is like sitting around a fireplace, the kid said. And he was right.

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Twisters 3707

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He trudges the family to the photo studio at the department store. The photographer asks them everyone to smile. But that isn’t their style.

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Twisters 3703

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He calls her therapist The Laxative because he feels shat on every time she goes. She says, Ew. He thinks she needs more work on her issues.

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Twister 48

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

They want to learn another language so no one can understand them. They’re too lazy and choose marriage. But that doesn’t work out too well.

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Twister 454

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The dishwasher is loud. You can hear it in the backyard even. Meaning no one can hear him scream. When he suddenly realizes what he’s become

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Twister 225

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

The venom was mild and only resulted in numbness. Was it a scorpion? the doctor asked me. No, I said. It was my mother’s baklava. Be afraid.

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Twister 308

By Arjun Basu | Published: March 5, 2011

There was a bit of astronomy to his delusion. He spoke of flying and his Jovian home. He upset his mother deeply. His father could care less

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