Twisters

He’s, like, Love stinks, and she shrugs and says, And if you showered, and laughs and he’s all like, Whatever, and she lights another smoke.

This was it. This speed dating evening was going to find him companionship. He knew it would. And at the first station he said, I pee a lot.

She walked in to the bathroom and found him sitting on the toilet, and she stifled a giggle and he said, Hey I’m clipping my toe nails here!

He went for a jog and a beautiful woman said, Wow, you put the sweat in sweatshirt, and he bent over and threw up, and she said, I am woman.

He tells her he likes obscure things, that he dedicates himself to the unknown and tiny. And she laughs at him and says, You got that right.