Twisters

T 3735

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

I thought I loved her. But you should see how she dresses the baby. I mean, my kid looks like a douchebag. So, like, going the condom route.

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T 3734

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He takes a bite of the pie and moans and she sneers at him and says, What do you know about pleasure? and he doesn’t have an answer for her.

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T 3733

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

Her shoe flew by his head and then he finished throwing up and he said, Thank God for sea sickness! This was already the best vacation ever.

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T 3732

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

The guys stopped drinking their beers then. He had just admitted he was facing a “revolution of love” and the pity in the bar was palpable.

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T 3731

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He feels alone, but that’s because he’s sitting behind a giant mound of food, and everyone else in here is ignoring him from the other side.

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T 3730

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

And then there was coffee, the exclamation mark to a remarkable night. He made some pancakes. She felt enchantment. Though she craved bacon.

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T 3729

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

She asks him what he does and he says, I play with words. He’s pleased with himself and she leans in and says, That means you’re poor right?

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T 3728

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

He spotted her across the bar and couldn’t stop looking. And then she walked over to him and he felt electric. Stop looking at me, she said.

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T 3727

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

She watched him leave the house, walking funny, with a kind of limp, but she wasn’t worried because she was the reason he was walking funny.

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T 3726

By Arjun Basu | Published: April 15, 2011

I would like evolution to explain this, he sighs as she traces figure eights on his chest. He’s wants to fall asleep. But she wants to talk.

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