Twisters

They went to the bar and were assaulted by the stench of loneliness. So it has come to this, he said. She sat down and said, Don’t you start

The car came to a stop. We’re finally out of gas, he said. But it’s an electric, she said. And at that moment he felt old, and out of touch.

She spilled her water on his pants and he said, Well hello there, and she wanted to cry, because she didn’t spill the water on the cute guy.

The guys went shopping and two of them argued over the definition of “large,” and they punched each other out just to reclaim their manhood.