Twisters

There are too many people in the bar; this causes an anxiety you can smell. And someone says, Ryan Seacrest. Then there is awesome violence.

The tiger ran toward him. This same tiger ran right past him to chase a cute deer. But he’d already peed his pants, and wished he were dead.

He took the boat out on the lake. And the wind whipped up whitecaps. And he thought, No one ever dies at a convenient time. And then he did.

Your eyes are the blue of the deepest ocean, he whispers in her ear. At that depth the ocean isn’t blue, she replies. And this turns him off.