Twisters

He runs in asking her if she can fix his fax machine and she says, You’re not just old fashioned you’re ancient fashioned, and he spanks her.

I was buried alive. The bad guys thought I was someone else. But I lived. The cops asked how I’d survived. I thought outside the box, I said.

He turns the TV off and says, I think I’ll read, and a laughter erupts that engulfs the room and after it dies down he turns the TV back on.