Twisters

T 5509

She brings him a plate of fried rice and he says, I asked for soup. She laughs and says, No you didn’t. And he doesn’t know what to believe.

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T 5508

I dove into the cab but there was already someone in the back seat, a blond lawyerly type, and I excused myself, and she said, Now dive out.

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T 5507

At some point during the coffee he is transfixed by her hair, and he builds up the courage to stroke her mane and she says, Don’t touch it.

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T 5506

I met her on the bus. She took out a hip flask and I fell in love. Let’s steal the bus, she said. I tried to. Later, she says, I was drunk.

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T 5505

Your orange pants hurt my soul, she tells him as he bites into his burger. He’d think of a witty, sexy comeback. But the burger’s too good.

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T 5504

She had just been promoted. He grilled an octopus. They’re smart, she said. I like eating smart things, he smiled. Then he watched her blush.

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T 5503

Her laughter fills the room and she says, You’re funny, and he slinks off to the bar and orders a beer and says, I was trying to be charming.

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T 5502

He bought shoes and wore the shoes to work and no one at work noticed his new shoes so he returned the shoes to the store and said, Kill me.

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T 5501

She woke to a new world without gravity. Your weight doesn’t matter, she was told. But she didn’t get it. My bras don’t fit, she complained.

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T 5500

Then the shit hit the fan. And everything became vile and the resident Dude said, Epic. A career was thwarted prematurely. And one was made.

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