Twisters

T 5519

He builds up the courage to say, I love you, and she asks, Are you being ironic? and he says, Why would you think that? and she says, Oh my.

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T 5518

The old man at the end of the bar says, You play the game and sometimes you lose, and the young woman beside him says, But sometimes you win.

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T 5517

He opened the door and sneezed; he knew she’d brought her cat over without asking. He sneezed again. Then she laughed and said, You’re cute.

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T 5516

Home is where I do the disgusting things, he sighs. Like fart while eating steak. But that’s not disgusting, she says. And then he proposes.

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T 5515

One: The boys grow up. Two: The boys get in some big trouble. Three: Their mother makes it all about her. Four: The boys eat Oreos and plot.

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T 5514

The DJ played ELO’s Telephone Line. The man at the end of the bar said, I miss making out with girls wearing braces. Then his mother called.

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T 5513

He casts the line and he breathes in the damp air and a fly flies up his nostril and he falls out of the boat and drowns. The fish bite him.

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T 5512

He made her an omelet. Cooked some bacon. Roasted potatoes. There was a rose in a simple vase on the table. I’m not ready for this, she said.

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T 5511

She screamed and hit him, and he said, I needed a snack. She hit him again and said, Stop flirting. And she regretted saying it immediately.

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T 5510

This argument at this time. This will change lives. Their lives. They both know it. He has the sense to back away. And she chases after him.

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