T 5558

He put on a helmet and got on his bicycle and went to the park and got hit by a baseball and at the hospital he said, I don’t enjoy my life.

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T 5557

And the singer is asked about the nature of fame and she thinks about her estranged mother and gets weepy and says, I hate public television.

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T 5556

The policewoman writes up the ticket and he says, To be frank, and she says, To be beans, and their kids end up telling the worst jokes ever.

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T 5555

They bought a house. He said, Now I can walk around naked. She imagined wedded bliss. But he was a messy guy. And she grew to hate the house.

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T 5554

And then he was found and instead of asking about his family he asked for bacon and some kid said, We’ve banned bacon, but it was a bad joke.

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T 5553

Hours later, she says, What happens if I say yes? but he no longer remembers the question, there’s a game on, so she opens a bottle of wine.

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T 5552

They met by the fountain and he said, I’m not a lawyer, and she gulped and said, What are you? and he said, A poet, and she stifled a laugh.

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T 5551

He had walked for days, a survivor, and then like some mirage he saw a bar, and he said, I need a beer, and the bartender said, Who doesn’t?

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T 5550

He opens his eyes and looks over and she is still there, and he smiles, and she wakes slowly and looks at him and says, Why am I still here?

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T 5549

The sun is glorious today. They step outside, and he complains. You always complain, she sighs. He looks at her. And he complains some more.

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