They kiss and she smiles and says, I love you, and he sighs, I used to love you, and she pulls back, and he says, Now I realize it was a fad.

He talked and talked and talked. She said, I don’t care, and he kept talking and she repeated herself. And then her ears literally fell off.

They met at the club and danced and she said, You dance like a robot, and he said, What gave me away? and then the music got really ominous.