T 5277

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

The new CEO and his out-of-the-box thinking. He asks his senior managers to draw him a picture of love. Jones draws a cheeseburger. He wins.

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T 5276

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He was done and she said, That was just stupid, and he said, Now baby, and she wanted to hit him but he’d already wasted enough of her time.

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T 5275

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He drove all week and arrived in the town and found out she was married. He went to the bingo parlor and won. It didn’t make him feel better.

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T 5274

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He kissed her. And she recoiled. The day is ruined, he sighed. Your coffee is terrible, she said. And then he recoiled. Then she kissed him.

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T 5273

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

She calls him and says, I’m having a crisis, and he says, Where are you? and she tells him, and he says, Get the cool ranch, and so she does.

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T 5272

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He says, What are you cooking? But she isn’t cooking at all. That’s the first awkward thing that happens. The second comes nine months later.

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T 5271

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He didn’t know her. Not well enough. She said, I would kill for some Chinese. And then some Chinese dude walked by. The tension was immense.

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T 5270

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He walked up to her at the bar and took her hand and put it on his crotch and she slapped him and he said, We live in the age of oversharing.

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T 5269

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He wants to live in that moment when dreams merge with waking. He tells her this. Then she orders another round. So this is love, he thinks.

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T 5268

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

When we were young, we treated the discarded pages from worn porn magazines like gold dust. And we would never look at our mothers the same.

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