T 5287

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

The quarterback approached the magician’s daughter and said, I’ve had my eye on you. The magician’s daughter wanted to disappear right then.

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T 5286

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

First they had a fight. Then they went to Vegas. Then they had a kid. Then they fell in love. And only then did he leave the toilet seat up.

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T 5285

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

I could, I tell my friend over a morning bagel, I could love her except I don’t. My friend orders a coffee. Your life is so simple, he says.

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T 5284

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

They fell in love. But when she said she wanted kids he returned to school, became an astronaut and volunteered for a manned mission to Mars.

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T 5283

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He watches her eat her burger. The joy she exhibits. The lust with which she attacks it. He tells her he loves her. She doesn’t leave a tip.

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T 5282

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He never washes and he manhandles the popcorn at work and his boss says, I know what your wife tastes like, and he says, But I’m not married.

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T 5281

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

The thing closed in. The mayor said, Run for the hills! His deputy knew the lay of the land and said, They’re so far away. And was consumed.

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T 5280

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He clears his in-box and she says, Did you get my note? and he says, No, and she says, But I left it in your in-box, and her life is ruined.

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T 5279

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

The storm blew in and the coffee came out awful and he sulked. He went back to bed and she put her hand on his belly. I need coffee, he said.

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T 5278

By Arjun Basu | Published: January 30, 2012

He is on the verge of tears. I feel invisible lately, he says with frustration. But I can see you, she says. Before she take the phone call.

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