He ran. He hailed a cab and told the driver to gun it. And he ran some more. But he could never get where he wanted. And he stopped running.

He puts down the rifle and says, Because of your smile. She stops smiling and says, That’s too much pressure. And then what happens is awful.

Frank fell down. Frank said, Help me get up. Frank was ignored. Frank had to pee. And he did right there. And then the media got interested.

The online reviews used the right adjectives but when they checked in to the hotel, he said, This place isn’t “tremendous,” using air quotes.