T 5085

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

The paleontologist screams, You’re an invertebrate! and the timing is funny because she’s clawing my back, so who’s the invertebrate really?

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T 5084

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He knew she recognized him and he walked over to her and smiled and so did she and then a boy came up to them and said, I just pooped a lot.

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T 5083

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

A car fell out of the sky. We live in a video game world, he said. An ostrich ran past. Flowers started singing. And he took his son’s hand.

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T 5082

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

We were a bunch of people trying hard enough but not really too hard because we weren’t paid to try hard, just get the job done and go home.

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T 5081

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He threw pebbles into the pond and she said, You’re sad. He said he wasn’t but she repeated herself. He said, I am now. And she was pleased.

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T 5080

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

And then there was even more booze poured and someone said, Well I never, and then the silence and then he said, No I did, and the laughter.

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T 5079

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

They held hands and watched the birds flying over the ocean and then one bird flew right into a cliff and he said, We’ll edit that part out.

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T 5078

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

My kid was writing a story for school, and asked how it should end. I said, With flatulence, and that’s how I found out his teacher was hot.

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T 5077

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

He was so in love he told her, I love your soup, but that wasn’t true and soon enough it became a lie to haunt him. And he exploded in rage.

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T 5076

By Arjun Basu | Published: November 19, 2011

She tells him she works in the media, and he asks, Like the internet? and she realizes how young he is, and dreams up an idea for a TV show.

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